No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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