If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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