I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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