Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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