Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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