Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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