i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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