drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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