Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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