Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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