i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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