I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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