were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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