She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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