your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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