Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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