I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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