Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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