Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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