Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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