At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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