Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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