would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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