He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
she peed on how many people?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
