Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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