you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Someone signed my nipple.
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