no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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