if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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