it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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