Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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