I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She is in my trunk
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
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