This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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