We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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