Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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