Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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