no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
You can't special order awesome
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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