So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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