Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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