you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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