Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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