We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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