brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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