I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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