Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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