belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just saw a hot homeless man
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
