This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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