What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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