To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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