The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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