I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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