Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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